February 2012
mileyhighrus:
when you dont have the heart to tell a girl on facebook that her child looks like an unevolutionized monkey
meatmodel:
my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
pizzaforpresident:
Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe her.
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babyminaj:
My favorite Oscar of the night
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
fattwinkiefuck:
people that tell me
“you dont need to wear makeup”
i realize this you moron
i wear it because i enjoy doing so
partiportray:
whenever someone pisses me off, i think to myself
at least my blog isn’t shitty
i have bigger boobs
School
Class: 1+1=2
Homework: 2x5=10
Test: If Greg has 6 apples and eats one, calculate the sun's mass.
we found strange affinities.: fantasykiller:... →
isangelical:
fantasykiller:
isangelical:
fantasykiller:
fantasykiller:
isangelical:
Sigh I just really love Alice in Wonderland okay no one really understands me when I say it tho okay.
The first time I read it I was like eight and I was in Barnes and Nobel and saw it on a shelf so I took it down and sat under the table and read the entire…
in the dream, i had a birthday party at...
we found strange affinities.: fantasykiller:... →
isangelical:
fantasykiller:
fantasykiller:
isangelical:
Sigh I just really love Alice in Wonderland okay no one really understands me when I say it tho okay.
The first time I read it I was like eight and I was in Barnes and Nobel and saw it on a shelf so I took it down and sat under the table and read the entire…
in the dream, i had a birthday party at my house except it wasn’t my...
we found strange affinities.: fantasykiller:... →
fantasykiller:
isangelical:
Sigh I just really love Alice in Wonderland okay no one really understands me when I say it tho okay.
The first time I read it I was like eight and I was in Barnes and Nobel and saw it on a shelf so I took it down and sat under the table and read the entire…
in the dream, i had a birthday party at my house except it wasn’t my house, because i have an...
bellatirx:
war horse hasn’t won anything
sarah jessica parker must be so pissed
HA
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isangelical:
Sigh I just really love Alice in Wonderland okay no one really understands me when I say it tho okay.
The first time I read it I was like eight and I was in Barnes and Nobel and saw it on a shelf so I took it down and sat under the table and read the entire thing in one sitting there before we left. And we have this lovely old fabric-bound edition that smells old and the pages are...
underneaththesestairs:
i miss anne hathaway in various sexy outfits shouting about lesbians while james franco was high as a kite
homework: do me
me: chill out slut
dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
hojs:
Leave everything til sunday
Don’t do it sunday
ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original.
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fallingintothedenouement:
fallingintothedenouement:
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured...
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
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